according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now
COURTNEY & WILLAM & RAJA
This. Is. Perfect.
GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW
what the ?
OH MY GOD
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.
There’s a song in his heart and he’s got to dance
oh holy shit i had no idea tina and linda were voiced by men
How could you not tell?
Umm the guy who voices the mom is pretty hot
Just so we’re clear, I’m fatter in person